Fuck just celebrating the new part. I'm wishing you a happy All of the Year! Even the part where it's gotten kind of long in the tooth and you sort of start to think of it as the next year even though there's still technically like a month or two left. Happy That Part too!

Just like the rest of you, I've made a slew of totally reasonable and achievable New Years resolutions that I am completely equipped to accomplish. I've done this (as I'm sure you have) because I am almost one hundred percent happy with the person that I am and see only a few minor aspects of my character that need even the slightest tweaking. I figure I should have them managed by mid February because (like yourselves) I am of notoriously iron resolve and hardly ever fail at anything, least of all self-improvement.

Resolution #1: Stop drinking so many soft drinks.
Done and done. Only fucking with the hard stuff now.

Resolution #2: Travel.
Already in the works. I've given you more than enough time to prepare for my coming.

Resolution #3: Do more commissions.
Sure no problem. Send me your not stupid ideas to draw and I'll crush this one out of the park.

Resolution #4: Get rich.
I'm giving myself until March on this one...

Resolution #5: Stop smoking.
YOU fucking stop smoking!

Resolution #6: Be more positive.
This is dumb.

Anyway, I hope everyone else is half as successful as I plan to be with their New Years grab for self-worth. But only half. That way I win.

;)